dirty text ideas

how to talk dirty to a guy

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So this guy wants me to talk dirty to him. its a long distance relationship so we talk over the phone alot… we wanna spice it up a bit. but idk how to real talk dirty through a text. Ideas…. examples, please! Examples would be good.

5 Responses to “dirty text ideas”

  • totaL:

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  • apple_kaur:

    okay so the key to texting is being extra flirty, more than you would be if you were face to face with him…say something you wouldnt say in person…tell him what you feel…examples "what are you doing?" or "i miss you" and escalade it to "if you were here i’d…." or "imagine me touching…..". whatever you do don’t just jump into the dirty things, build it up and make him sweat and wish you were actually there, your texts should make him think of you and touch himself. my friend suggests you watch the movie called "up" there is a lot of text flirting going on there. i hope that helps and good luck!

  • MissLiger:

    Describe how your going to give him a blowjob. Start with licking and kissing the insides of his thighs then move slowly to his balls. Tell him you are holding both of his balls in your mouth while your lightly running your fingernails along his hips and thighs. Then tell him you are licking his scrotum. (That’s a very sensitive area for a guy). Then your going to lick the groin area where his balls lay. Then start licking the bottom of his shaft and up the side to the head, with no hands. Describe how fast, slow, soft and hard you will be going while using lots of wrist action. GOOD LUCK!

  • okay so the key to texting is being extra flirty, more than you would be if you were face to face with him…say something you wouldnt say in person…tell him what you feel…examples “what are you doing?” or “i miss you” and escalade it to “if you were here i’d….” or “imagine me touching…..”. whatever you do don’t just jump into the dirty things, build it up and make him sweat and wish you were actually there, your texts should make him think of you and touch himself. my friend suggests you watch the movie called “up” there is a lot of text flirting going on there. i hope that helps and good luck!

  • Suzy:

    Aside from cute emoticons, much of the same advice on talking dirty would work. Check out Talk Dirty for more info! Good luck!

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